"Are you insane?"

We tried carrots today. She ate a couple of spoonfuls without problem.

Then she started making faces. Faces that indicated to me that I had insulted her dignity by daring to put such a substance in her inoffensive little mouth.

Foolish, I attempted to continue feeding her the hateful mash. I’d get the orange stuff in, she’d stick out her tongue and cough in an apparent attempt to expel the pulpy, runny mess without accidentally swallowing any of it.

She won the battle, yes…